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Fanni to play for Liverpool...

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Started 2 years ago by Dexter
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Dexter

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There's no need to say anymore, is there?

Posted 2 years ago #
Malcum eggs

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They have a few C..ts playing for them already.

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Fanni joins well-respected Belgians Twaat and Minj in the back four, along with the outstanding German centre-back Jans Bief-Kurtans.

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Dexter

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Rick, is that the hairy Minj or his brother, the clean-shaven one? And is this anything to do with Totti?

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With Pussi (the well groomed Brazilian) and the Big Dane Ars Krak linking up in the hole

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And a couple of big fellas up front for the boys to feed off

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Basil_B

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Another working fanni around Anfield is nothing new.

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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I wonder, I just wonder, if there's an FP in "Fears grow for Roy Hodgson's sanity as all new Liverpool signings revealed to have names that are euphemisms for 'vagina'."

Maybe I've pushed my luck far enough with "Country Fresh"... :-)

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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This could get Messi, then we'll all be in the Kaka.

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Dexter

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I daresay if they can get him out of retirement, they'll have Seaman running around the box.

Posted 2 years ago #
MC One R

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Maybe he'll make a bid for Danny Shittu to raise the squad above satire. Or not.

Posted 2 years ago #
curry muncher

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Paul Dickov always aspired to play for Liverpool .....

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curry muncher

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Could be worse, Young Boys of Bern play at the Wankdorf stadium

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curry muncher

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Sneaking in around the back ... Peter Shirtliff

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thackaray

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Liverpools potential rude name XI;

Goalkeeper - Quim (Braga)
Right Back - Francisco 'Chiqui' Arce (Paraquay)
Left Back - Rod Fanni
Centre Back - Rafael Scheidt
Centre Back - Argelico Fucks
Defensive Midfield - Albert Nad
Midfield - Wayne Wanklin
Winger - Cha Bum-Kun
Winger - Brian Pinas
Striker - Ralf Minge
Striker - Stefan Kuntz

Match to be Refereed by Segar Richard Bastard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segar_Bastard)

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Sorry, I can't get past "Ralf Minge" without cracking up...

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr.3374

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I'll throw in the cricketing comentary quote here.
" Cunis to bowl, funny name, neither one thing nor the other"...

Then, after summing up a poor world cup for the germans, the commentary team said that in spite of a history with the likes on Beckenbaur, the cuurent mob played like a load of Stefans....

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curry muncher

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Google is awash with references to Ars Bandeet who, apparently, played for Algeria in the 70's.

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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Don't forget Joey Barton, he's a c**t too!

Posted 2 years ago #
Oxbridge

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Are these all genuine, Thackaray? I can vouch for the first four and Kuntz (Rafael Scheidt really wasn't all that good) but the rest...?

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thackaray

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Oxbridge, according to this website where I got the names from they are true, they've even got youtube footage for some of them.

http://www.betfairfootball.com/dan-fitch/the-rude-name-xi-071010.html

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