I mean, how could you possibly take someone called Delroy Smellie seriously? Although, I suspect a couple of sharp whacks to the back of the legs would help.
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G20 police officer charged with possesion of a silly name.
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Posted 3 years ago #
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Good job this story didn't break today. Nobody would believe it.
You do realise that the reason he's so violent can be traced back to the taunts he must have had as a child.
When he answers the phone at work, do you think he picks it up and says "Smellie"?
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Wasn't he one of the Mr Men ?
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That was Patrick Stewart
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No, she was an elderly news reader
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No he did 'The White Heather Club' every New Year's Eve.
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When he wasn't winning the formula 1 world championship
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You don't mean Patrick Swayze...
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No, he does "the sky at night".
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No he doesn't, that's Sir Roger Moore.
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The same Sir R M who played Douglas Bader in "seach for the sky"?
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No that was Heather Mills, Rolf Harris and that surgeon who got struck off....Stevie Wonder I think it was
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Nah, Stevie Nicks.
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