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Equal Rights Protesters build Snowlady

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Started 2 years ago by Rowly
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Rowly

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But what is the difference?

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Rowly

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Well, you have got to make sure that the Bum doesn't look too big in the mirror.
yet the Bum has to be big enough to counterbalance the Cup C Boobs at the front, otherwise you will have to make the feet bigger than normal to stop it falling over.
Then, you cant get it to stand at the sink!!

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Three realistic orifices?

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IABP

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Snowperson fetish websites are disgusting and you need to have a word with yourself.

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Golgo13

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Lesbian Snowsluts 3...

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Rowly

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@De-scribe, That's easy, I can get those at the B&Q "inflatable doll spares shelf"
I think they come as packs of 2, maybe buy two, get the third, Hole-sale

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Rowly

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@IABP
I agree, I will reset the "white" filter on my PC

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IABP

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You won't be able to get the daily mail anymore

Posted 2 years ago #
Rowly

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Might be better to use dark glasses then

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Rowly

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I am writing this note from the bottom of the garden.
I have been told to withdraw Sexist remarks.
I have to build a Snow bed, and table.
Then I will get a cold salad for tea.
and a cold water bottle if I am lucky
waaaagh

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allmyownstunts

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speaking of disgusting...

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mr blue

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"But what is the difference?"

Snowballs!

Too obvious?

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rikkor

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Frozen cnutstard.

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malgor

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They're not equal rights protesters, they're bra-burning militant female infiltrators. I'd like to see them bear-breasted in the snow. Bona fide equal rights protesters build snowpersons.

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