Bill Chipping, 64, a pig-farmer from Robertsbridge, Sussex, today professed himself to be stunned by a spate of death threats that have been posted on Jihadist websites.
When asked what could have caused him to attract so much anger, Mr Chipping said, “I don’t know really; the only thing I can think of is when a Mr. Khan from London brought his family to see the children’s ‘petting’ zoo. He seemed perfectly happy until they got to the pot-bellied pigs, Maurice, Hamlet and Edgar. He was clearly uncomfortable around them, explaining that Islam regarded pigs as dirty creatures. I said that my pigs, Mo, Ham and Ed, were the cleanest pigs he’d ever see. At that, he gave me a really nasty look and stormed out. Honestly, I can’t imagine what upset him so much”.
If this doesn't get me barred, nothing will.