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REM to re-record classic for middle-age fanbase "Everything Hurts". More soon.

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Posted 2 years ago #
ramblesnake

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Just noticed this Al, very good.
I did hear, recently, that The Stones are re-releasing their classic, You Can't Always Get What You Want, In Your Size Sir.

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I always thought the Stones should re-record their song 'Don't stop' to reflect an ageing, hen-pecked husband's favourite saying 'Don't start, luv'

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ramblesnake

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It's a little known fact that Can't You Hear Me Knocking was all about a game of dominoes,you know.

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Not forgetting Led Zep's 'Stairlift to Heaven'

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Oxbridge

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Sympathy for the Devil of a Job Fixing These Bookshelfs?

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FormerlyAlOPecia

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Get off of my mobility scooter.

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brownpaperreporter

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Undercover of the duvet

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ramblesnake

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Jumpin' Jack Ouch I've Put Me Back Out

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IABP

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I seem to recall Metallica doing a re-issue for middle-aged ladies who dress in black all the time because of water retention - 'Nothing Else Flatters'

Tight fit, it makes my bum look big
Put it down to the food and the drink
Wear black and hope I look slim
Because nothing else flatters

Blame babies for putting on weight
Ignoring all the chocolate I ate
I'm struggling to get through the gate
And nothing else flatters

I can't wear my jeans anymore
My bum is nearly touching the floor
Wear black leggings forever more
Because nothing else flatters

How many love handles do I need
My tits are bouncing on top of my knees
I can't recall when I last saw my feet
And nothing else flatters

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arflaethel

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I can't get no....... Op-er-ation

Highway 61 Revisited? Dear me, try the B6093

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Rowly

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Roy Orbison
"Its Too soon to know, If I can remember her"

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Rowly

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I Lost it one piece at a Time (apologies to Johny Cash)

First of all I lost some hair on my head
And my thingy hung down just like it was dead
And my lunch box sagged a bit more over the years

I tried a Comb over, but that didn't work
Every time I looked up or moved my head with a jerk
My comb over ended up hanging round my ears

I never considered time as a thief
& the wife wouldn't miss the odd little piece
especially if it was strung out over several years

So one day I got me a Doll & a Pump
I thought this would get me back my Lump
But I ran out of breath & ended up in tears

I lost it one piece at a time
And a hairpiece is more then a dime
You'l know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna shuffle around on my Zimmer
with my eyesight getting Dimmer
I will bump into everyone around.

Negatory on the age of this Mochine big buddy
I'm a 49, 50,51,52.......

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To be followed by The Ramones - 'I don't remember you', Britney's incontinence song 'oops, I did it again' and the Country classic 'achey, breaky bones'.

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Rowly

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There is just one step to Heaven

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and not forgetting the Dylan classic "Opening Heaven's Door and going in for a nice sit down and a cup of tea"

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Rowly

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Love Hurts !

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IABP

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One word - Lubrication

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ramblesnake

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Jumping Jack Flash
I've got gas gas gas

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inspectorbarlow

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The new version of the Madness classic - 'My Nurse Is Mad At Me'

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IABP

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There's No Place Like The Care-Home

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rickwestwell

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If we're sticking with Rolling Stones, "Paint it Beige"?

And of course: "Gimme Sheltered Accommodation"

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Golgo13

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...

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ramblesnake

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Street Fighting Grandad

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FormerlyAlOPecia

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Wow, that released some pent up feelings!!! Fabtastic!

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