China was like way cool with Google and they used to hang out and shit and do lots of shit together but then, like, Google said it didn't like hanging with China and doing shit because it was like too clingy and kept telling it what to do 'n shit so it started hanging with Taiwan who was way cooler than China because it had shit like Cheryl Cole on its iPod instead of all that old Mao what's-his-name shit and who cares about all that old communist shit, so China defriended Google on Facebook which was way uncool, man, because Google said it wanted to hang with China and Taiwan and anyway they could all go online and play some games but of course Taiwan didn't want to play Collectivised Farm because everyone knows it's like shit and stuff, so anyway now China don't want to hear nothing about Google because it says everyone knows it's a slut but it's China who's the slut innit?
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China defriended Google after it started hanging with "that slag Taiwan"
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