1) I once went on set of Life Begins (remember that? no? well done?) to do cast interviews. She's notoriously snotty about giving interviews (as are most people who come over as unrelenting bitches), so predictably refused to face the barrage of hard-hitting questions that a TV Times interviewer would pose. This was fine by me, but she then refused to allow me to stand on set, in case I quoted her as saying something. She then proceeded to hover around and warble at the top of her voice whenever I interviewed her co-stars, so all I was left with at the end of the day was several hours of Quentin caterwauling.
2) She has now ruined one of the few pleasures left to me, by forever linking her irksome face and whiny voice with M&S food.
3) That indescribably awful sitcom she stars in has inexplicably been recommissioned and is contaminating BBC1 again.
4) She's an insufferably smug, talent-light, sneering one-trick pony who is about as funny as herpes.
Damn that feels good.