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Started 2 years ago by Zadok the second
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Zadok the second

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Posted 2 years ago #
ramblesnake

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"Oh no he isn't"

Yes he is.

Posted 2 years ago #
Doylem

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"Look... behind you"...

Posted 2 years ago #
saltire

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Brown arrives at hospital to have his adenoid removed.

Posted 2 years ago #
IABP

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"It's hard to think there could be a worse leader following me."

Posted 2 years ago #
Stan Laurel

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Labour goes for Zaphod Beeblebrox style leadership.

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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"Ok Ed, so I'm a dead politician, big in the 30s, moustachioed but not German... it's a tough one. Am I Russian?"

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Doylem

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Ed thinks: “Christ, I dunno whether to shag him or to kill him. Maybe both... but in which order? And what can I do about these strange, uncontrollable thoughts?”...

Posted 2 years ago #
MC One R

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"I can't wait to see David's face when he realises the crap he will have to sort out when he takes over. Serve my big clever bastard brother right."

Posted 2 years ago #
arflaethel

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I wonder if the tories will sink so low as to use that snivelling scantimonious spiv Zadock the Second to stick a knife in a decent mans' back after the massed ranks of the English gutter press have entirely failed to dig up any dirt that will stick.? Perhaps in desperation after a particulary disatarous exposutre of their own lack of moral fibre, they may sink that to that desperate, festering depth of depravity, but I doubt it.

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Gerontius

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We got away with it again this time but it we’re going to have to wear the horses costume eventually

Posted 2 years ago #
bonjonelson

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"Please stand away from the edge of the platform. The next train will not be stopping at this station."

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr.3374

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One for the Viz "Up the Arse" corner, I think....

Posted 2 years ago #
Dexter

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Behind every great man...

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ramblesnake

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You're a sad old man Hindenburg. Tomorrow belongs to me.

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Dexter

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Ed (thinking) "Oh, God, he's going to smile. I can't believe it, this is a fucking PR disaster, we're finished!"
Brown (thinking) " Oh, God, he's going to speak. I can't believe it, this is a fucking PR disaster, we're finished!"

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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"And now for something completely the same".

Posted 2 years ago #
Trini

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Two rights make it wrong

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