using 'Movember' as a pretext for colonisation, said a spokesman. He continued "If you wake up in the morning and find your moustache has moved 3/4" to the side, don't wake it up by drinking coffee or blowing your nose, just quietly send us an email. But, be warned, if you use a dial-up modem, the sound made while connecting to the internet is very similar to their mating call, so plug your nostrils with a non-porous material first."
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