WikiLeaks: William Hague said he, David Cameron and George Osborne ' use arsenic in their metabolism'
NASA has sent the internet into a frenzy after it announced an "astrobiology finding" that could suggest alien life exists – William Hague told American officials that he, David Cameron and George Osborne were all “spawn of Thatcher”, according to a leaked cable.
Richard LeBaron, deputy head of mission at the US embassy recounted a conversation he had with Mr Hague. According to the cable, “Hague asserted that he, Cameron, and Shadow Chancellor George Osborne can live in an environment previously thought too poisonous for any life-form to survive.
Somehow the creatures use arsenic as a way of surviving and this ability raises the prospect that Thatcherism has evolved and returned in a more malignant form.
They were found at the bottom of Mono Lake in California's Yosemite National Park which is rich in arsenic – usually poisonous to life.
The discovery could prove the theory of General Irrelativity, ie, when these strange men are found to be sharing a bed, either together or in any combination with other
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