Olympic Field Events Should be Brought More Up To Date. Discus.
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I think we'd all settle for a renaming of the hammer
Try putting a nail in with that thing they hurl.
Well, as you putt it that way...
Rather than waste millions of lottery money trying to train UK's youth to be future athletes, why not just build the Olympics around sports that they train for every day.
For example, the 400m running away from the cops, and hurling the fire extinguisher.
I think we could win the most honest diplomat medals.
There's not much competition out there.
The 100 metre bag-snatch.
Abuse-hurling. (A few Olympians in that sport can be found on this site ).
Re-cycling. (We'd always lose to Germany).
Hare coursing. (Old country sport)
Replace Fencing with a broken bottle v Stanley Knife fight.
The ref to be a slapper shouting "he's not worth it Daz..."
Psst. He said 'discus'. It was a joke, see. Old Latin word. Not 'discuss'.
I think we got it.
I wouldn't be, I do it meself.
Great fun at times., especially if there's a Star reader online (not this site, but I know where there are some)
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