a portable, lightweight and (inevitably) white MP3 thing that allows the devout to download all their favourite sermons, prayers, psalms and hymns from the iloons store. Like all Apple products it will be over-priced, obsolete in less than 6 months and stop working completely shortly after the guarantee expires.
Steve Jobs (now, there's a comedy name if ever there was one) said today "the iGod will revolutionise the way in which the criminally stupid will be able to reinforce their insane voodoo beliefs, hell, (sorry) they will even look cool, albeit temporarily. 'Intelligent design'? Not in this company!"
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Apple launch the iGod...
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Just one star (from my iPad)...
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Smug git.
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More stars.
You can turn to the "blessed" page
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Blessed are the Soothsayers, for, without them Sooth would be seldom saidPosted 2 years ago #
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