The monthly business card draw at The Lamb & Ferret gastropub today erupted in accusations of corruption, as allegations of bribery were made against landlord Tony Inchpractice.
The allegations were made by Barry "Wicksy" Wicks who claims to have witnessed incidents of fraudulent business cards, multiple entries and non-professional oiks printing cards at a motorway service station. The crucial December draw is hotly contested as it is for star prize of "A meal for Two from the Christmas Menu [House wine or beer only - Cheese and biscuits £1.50 extra]".
Sources close to the incident told NewsBiscuit that Mr Inchpractice is consulting lawyers over these outrageous allegations. Apparently he was accused of similar wrongdoings in 1995.