Fur balls for your cat.
Betterware Catalogue, launches more useless Items
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80% of this crap is still better than what I'm likely to get for Christmas
Thought I'd throw in some of the real ones:
Magnetic Water Conditioners - a nice stocking-filler
Plug holder - Every home should have several
Russian Doll Door Stop - stylishly big and in the way
Bark Buster - that's for the wife ho ho ho
Lady bug massager - Lovely surprise and so thoughtful
Door Knob Exerciser - How fit do they have to be when screwed to a door
Magnetic Back Support - Handy when carrying a fridge on your back
Inflatable foot rest - you'll need it after walking around looking for a bicycle pump
Glow in the Dark Spectacles Tray - Saves me taking them off with the light on
Flexible Long Reach Shoe Horn - quicker to sit down and put them on
A mirror for arrghgarry.
Garden Shed Trimmer - make your shed smaller with this handy tool
Central Curtain - if the others don't quite reach
Ear Lobe Measurer - know the length of your earlobes instantly
Inflatable Caravan - Just attach to car (not included)and go caravaning
Cataract remover - Hold on to eye and squeeze. Needs 12 AAA batteries (see page 25 for batteries)
In-Laws Screen - Place between you and the in-laws so you can't see them
A mirror for arrghgarry.
...and one of those laser pens...
Curtain twitcher, fits most drapes & nets
can be set to intermittent, or regular twitches.
so you can let them know you are still watching, whilst you
slip out the back door to do shopping.
with telescopic detector, can be set to respond instantly
to other curtain twitches,
net curtains - help keep the internet warm this winter
Reversing light for walking stick (Bleeper optional)
Digital hearing aid - eavesdrop on the private conversations between pixels
Carol Singer Repellent - One spray and they're gone
Youtube Signal Booster - Listen to the compression more clearly
Frog Ball - Watch your pond life play
Leaf glue - Stick them back on in Autumn
Grape covers - Keep it each grape fresh in it's own cover
Universal Remote Control - NOW who's God?
Eye-holes for curtains.
Install into your curtains to allow you to keep an eye on what's going on outside your house and in your neighbourhood without needing your curtains open and needlessly drawing attention to yourself. An excellent deterrent to antisocial neighbourhood activities! The mirrored surface prevents window-cleaners from using them to look in to your property.
Wooden Skis for Squirrels - to help them in the winter. (needs picture of wooden ice lolly stick)
Spectacle chain for dogs. Stop your pet losing his reading glasses.
Carol singer stinger... only to be deployed if the repellent fails to work...
Nitrous oxide spray. At least it makes the carol singers fun to listen to.
Make the perfect Creme Brule with our famous "Napalm Spray". Also good for starting barbequeues
Inflatable anvil, perhaps, rather than portable anvil?
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Apostrophe razor, to remove all those annoying superfluous apostrophes.Posted 10 months ago #
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