In a shocking new proposal to save money, the Government has announced plans to close down the internet from 2pm on Friday afternoons. An unnamed spokesman said 'It is a well known fact that the internet is generally used on a Friday to download porn, and contact friends to tell them what they are doing for the weekend. Closing down the internet at this crucial time will save immeasurable amounts of money. A committee will shortly be formed to determine just how much money will be saved.'
Austerity measures bite: Internet to be closed on Friday afternoons.
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