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Wikileaks Will Be Several Weeks Uploading Royals 'Inappropriate Behaviour' Files
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offlineMember'I never touched her,' said Prince Andrew
'That's one way of describing murder,' said Prince Philip
'I'm a respectable father of one,' said Prince Charles
'Posh totty like it up the mucky trumpet,' said Prince William
'I didn't inject it. I only smoked it,' said Prince Harry
'I'm the hardest working Royal because I have the most boring husband,' said Princess Anne
'I think you'll find my wife has the most boring husband and he's pathetic too,' said Prince EdwardIn further news:
Man's Relationship With amazon.co.uk Moves On To The Next Level
Local man, Philip Braithwaite, 42, has told family and friends that his relationship with amazon.co.uk is moving on to the next level. They began a relationship about 2 years ago and they've inseparable ever since. He's told those closest to him that this is the real thing and he wants make a lifetime commitment to the online retailer of books, movies, music and games along with electronics, toys, apparel, sports, tools, groceries and general home and garden items.
The relationship began like many other mens realtionships start online. Phil was looking at porn until it was coming out of his ears when he accidently clicked on an advert on the side of the page while trying to bring up the whole picture set of Mandy Mammaries. He was immediately attracted to the low prices on digital cameras, MP3, sports equipment, books, music, DVDs, video games, home & garden and much much more.
"I checked her out. Some of the prices of the stuff you'd never buy were very seductive. I quickly felt a connection and after I joined up she started to call me by my name. I love it when they call my name," said Phil
The relationship began to more serious and as she got to know Phil, she sent him personal recommendations. She teased him about things he was interested in. Phil didn't mind that if he bundled two completely different items, when he only really wanted one of them, that it would be more expensive than buying them separately.
"We now talk daily and she's always surprising me gifts to buy for myself. She seems to know everything I want and like and she's not the leat bit pushy or annoying about it."
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