Observational comedian Ron Normal went for a walk to the shops yesterday - just like in real life, ha ha! On the way, he saw some some people driving their cars badly - just like they really do! He overhead a teenager say "Am I bothered?", and that's funny because it's just what they say in real life!!! Chortle!
At the Post Office, there was a big queue, because an old person was taking ages. Just like in real life! Ha! Guffaw. So Ron thought: "I know, I'll post this parcel tomorrow, because there's plenty of time left before Christmas." This was just like the things people think in Post Offices in real life!
At Tesco, Ron got a trolley that had one wheel a bit stuck. "Comedy gold!" thought Ron - "This is just like what happens in real life! That tickles my ribs!" Baked beans were on special offer - two tins for the price of one - so he bought two! Just like you would!
When he got home, Ron went to the toilet, watched a bit of boring news television about murderous wars and corrupt governments, made a nice cup of tea, AND THEN RIPPED OPEN THE COMATOSE BODY OF SATIRE AND PLUNGED A SPIKE THROUGH ITS TWITCHING HEART.
And took some toast to bed, and got itchy crumbs everywhere - just like in real life!