David Cameron issued a brief statement today. "While we have every sympathy with the plight of the Irish people we cannot be seen to favour any single nation over others. The offer of a week away golfing at the K Club although tempting would not cover the interest payments due on the €7bn loan.
No-one more than I hates to see a grown man beg and cry, but we could not agree to a deferrment to the "never never" nor additional imports of Magner's Cider. It would have been appropriate to have left it there but his insistence in shouting "I hate you I hate you" and slamming the door of Number 10 cut no ice with me. The Diplomatic Protection Police guard did have to carry him away after he was found beating his fists on the pavement and blubbing like the big girl that he is
Suck it up, you big baby"