NewsBiscuit Website infected with "Monty Python" virus.
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'tis but a flesh wound
It's made my mother smell of elderberries, or perhaps that's the gin.
I demand a shrubbery.
Virus? Luxury. We used to 'ave to inject ussens wi' smallpox every morning for brakefast, and if we didn't come 'ome wi a virulent strain o' botulism at neet, our Dad would kill us, donate our bodies to t'school of tropical hygiene and dance on our non-existant graves singing 'allelujah. Virus? Huh.
I was forced to hack my way across shrubberies on a trojan horse every morning before goin down t pit.
After a 22 hr shift I'd have to hack my way home planting viruses everywhere on the way if I was to be allowed to pay for my supper.
I say supper, I just had what dad had thrown back up, cold, with a stale roll.
But I was happy then....
Happy!, you lucky sod, I just got off from t pit shift, dug my way back home through snow drifts, had a tiny bit of news biscuit for supper, milked the Sheep, Made me' Virus sandwiches, then dig me way back to work
Nice one centurion, like it
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