Immigration officials said today that they had the solution to the furore surrounding Katie Waissel. They have reversed the original decision to deny a visa renewal to Gamu Nhengu and intend to deport Katie Waissel to Zimbabwe instead.
"This way, The X Factor will be injected with a bit of talent, and we are still on course to trouser a bonus for meeting our 2010 deportation target. It's a win-win. And if Simon Cowell isn't keen, we can look at including Wagner to sweeten the deal."