make Al Gore`s globes warm,revealed more of what happened that night .
When I entered the room I of course recognized him as the sore loser .I was nervous not becuase of his fame but because he was naked .However he acted as though he was fully clothed ,he asked me what did I think of his magnificent new clothes ,of course I was thinking that the election loss had really got to him and he had gone cuckoo
I played along with him and said that they were the finest clothes I had ever seen and he had been fitted up well.I gave him his massage and he seemed to enjoy it too much ,he said that he had the tailor make plenty of room on the left for those special occasions .Its then that he said Ill let you in on a little secret ,there is no suit ,I just made it up ,if you just keep on telling people the same thing long enough they will believe you and people dont want to appear stupid so they all compliment me on my beautiful threads especially the "educated ones"they dont want to appear stupid ,I looked at him and let him know that I was in on it and so were millions of others.
Of course the Emperors wife did not want to suffer the same fate as Poppea so she ditched him, citing he was full of shit and a liar and always leaving his imaginary clothes all over the house.
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