Maybe I'm being lazy (or busy), but surely someone can step up to the mark and pull these Bernard Matthews gags together into a quality FP ?
It's just too good an opportunity !
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Maybe I'm being lazy (or busy), but surely someone can step up to the mark and pull these Bernard Matthews gags together into a quality FP ?
It's just too good an opportunity !
I believe the BBC has done the job for us with the following headline:
'Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies'
right o
I do believe 'turkey' will be the most googled term today
Behind 'rough sex' of course
Looks like those spankers over at Spank the News have already had a go. It's a bit shit, mind.
http://www.spankthenews.com/html/article-detail.php?ArtID=222
They've used the wrong collective noun for turkeys too...ha! amateurs.
On the plus side, now the boss is not there the employees can go back to bashing them with a baseball bat.
the employees can go back to bashing them with a baseball bat
A harmless perk for the locals, that's all...
Spooky but i've already posted up a couple of efforts in recent days including Bernard Matthews and Turkeys prior to knowing about his death today.
One of them included Jamie Oliver so does that mean he's going to croak it tomorrow.
Regards
Basil grim reaper B
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