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Sinnick

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Maybe I'm being lazy (or busy), but surely someone can step up to the mark and pull these Bernard Matthews gags together into a quality FP ?

It's just too good an opportunity !

Posted 7 years ago #
JayGee

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I believe the BBC has done the job for us with the following headline:

'Turkey king Bernard Matthews dies'

Posted 7 years ago #
arrghgarry

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right o

Posted 7 years ago #
IABP

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I do believe 'turkey' will be the most googled term today

Behind 'rough sex' of course

Posted 7 years ago #
ゴルゴ１３

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Looks like those spankers over at Spank the News have already had a go. It's a bit shit, mind.

http://www.spankthenews.com/html/article-detail.php?ArtID=222

They've used the wrong collective noun for turkeys too...ha! amateurs.

Posted 7 years ago #
IABP

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On the plus side, now the boss is not there the employees can go back to bashing them with a baseball bat.

Posted 7 years ago #
Doylem

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the employees can go back to bashing them with a baseball bat

A harmless perk for the locals, that's all...

Posted 7 years ago #
Basil_B

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Spooky but i've already posted up a couple of efforts in recent days including Bernard Matthews and Turkeys prior to knowing about his death today.
One of them included Jamie Oliver so does that mean he's going to croak it tomorrow.

Regards

Basil grim reaper B

Posted 7 years ago #

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