‘Thousands dying every month from human mortality... Not that we want to stop it, if we know what’s good for the NHS and pensions budgets, but we can’t pass up the opportunity to fine everyone for dying. In practice, of course, the fines will be imposed at birth and annually thereafter, until they reach the hereinafter. Next week: VAT to be charged on death duties...’
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UK Govt to make life class B
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