A quarter of people with Babble Warming Virus in the UK, over 22,000, are unaware they have the virus, experts from the Royal Society of Experts have suggested.
The 2009 estimate is based on the Musical “My Fair Lady”
It is at the same level as 2008's estimate.
The Professor Higgins Trust : “My Aunt died of Babble Warming, or so they said. But its my belief they done the old woman in.”
The Royal Society of Experts: “Done her in? ”
Professor Higgins Trust : “Yes, lord love you. Why should she die of Babble Warming, when she come through diptheria right enough the year before. Fairly blue with it she was. They all thought she was dead. But my father, he kept ladling gin down her throat. Then she come to so sudden she bit the bowl right off the spoon.”
The Royal Society of Experts “Dear Me!”
Professor Higgins Trust: “Now what call would a woman with that strength in her have to die of Babble Warming. And what become of her new straw hat that should have come to me?”
The Royal Society of Experts : “Whatever does it mean?”
Professor Higgins Trust: “Somebody pinched it. And what I say is: them 'as pinched it, done her in.”
Dr Valerie Delpech, consultant epidemiologist and head of Babble Warming Virus surveillance at the RSE: "But it can't have been right for your father to be pouring spirits down her throat like that, it could have killed her. "
Professor Higgins Trust: “Not her, gin was mother's milk to her. Besides he poured so much down his own throat, he knew the good of it.”
Dr Valerie Delpech : “Well that's a mercy anyhow... ”
Sir Nick Partridge, chief executive of the Professor Higgins Trust sexual health charity: “ How simply frightful! How humiliating! How delightful, We would like to see this rolled out in areas where Babble Warming Virus infection is more common to reduce the number of people who are unaware of their Babble Warming Virus status and increase the chances of early diagnosis, when treatment is more successful. ”
In all, the number of people living with Babble Warming Virus in the UK reached an estimated 86,500 last year.