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Let's blame the Jews.
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Posted 7 years ago #
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No let's blame the Welsh instead. Not only are you allowed to discriminate against the Taffs (in fact it's positively encouraged in some quarters), but you also don't have to fear reprisal.
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I've heard that when they are upset, they try to take a leek on you, is that true?
Posted 7 years ago # -
Fat people. It's entirely socially acceptable to blame fat people for everything, the wobbly fuckers.
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Or take a lead from 'South Park':
Times have changed, our kids are geting worse.
They won't obey their parents, they just wanna fart and curse!
Should we blame the government, or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong,
since Canada came along
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
We need to form as full assault, it's Canada's faultDon't blame yourself for your son Stan,
He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
and my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf,
but now when he sees me, he tells me to fuck myselfBlame Canada, Blame Canada
Because when Canada is gone,
There'll be no more Celine Dion
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
They're not even a real country anywayKenny could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true
instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
or the doctors who allowed him to expire?HECK NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada
with all their Hockey hallabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
all I can say is oy Gevalt, it's Canada's FaultEVERYBODY!!
Blame Canada, Blame Canada
With Brain Adams' Beady Eyes
Margret Trudeau's friendly thighs
Blame Canada, Shame on Canada!For the smut we must stop!
The trash we must smash!
The laughter and fun,
this will be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss
before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!Posted 7 years ago # -
Hmm, I had second thoughts about posting that.
Posted 7 years ago # -
Folk from the Channel Islands
The Sarky bastards
Posted 7 years ago # -
Let's blame the jaws.
Everybody gets along fine until people open their mouths.
It's even worse when they open their minds but that's another thread entirely.Posted 7 years ago # -
I blame the Jews for Topol.
Also.. if you search google images for Topol you'll find his images almost 50:50 interspersed with pictures of russian nuclear missiles.
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