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   rikkor
   

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   That normally works.

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   AdrianJ
   

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   No let's blame the Welsh instead. Not only are you allowed to discriminate against the Taffs (in fact it's positively encouraged in some quarters), but you also don't have to fear reprisal.

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   rikkor
   

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   I've heard that when they are upset, they try to take a leek on you, is that true?

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   shitsu_tonka
   

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   Fat people. It's entirely socially acceptable to blame fat people for everything, the wobbly fuckers.

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   Dexter
   

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   Or take a lead from 'South Park':
   Times have changed, our kids are geting worse.
   They won't obey their parents, they just wanna fart and curse!
   Should we blame the government, or blame society?
   Or should we blame the images on TV?

   NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada
   It seems that everything's gone wrong,
   since Canada came along
   Blame Canada, Blame Canada
   We need to form as full assault, it's Canada's fault

   Don't blame yourself for your son Stan,
   He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan!
   and my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf,
   but now when he sees me, he tells me to fuck myself

   Blame Canada, Blame Canada
   Because when Canada is gone,
   There'll be no more Celine Dion
   Blame Canada, Blame Canada
   They're not even a real country anyway

   Kenny could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true
   instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
   Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
   or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

   HECK NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada
   with all their Hockey hallabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too
   Blame Canada, Blame Canada
   all I can say is oy Gevalt, it's Canada's Fault

   EVERYBODY!!

   Blame Canada, Blame Canada
   With Brain Adams' Beady Eyes
   Margret Trudeau's friendly thighs
   Blame Canada, Shame on Canada!

   For the smut we must stop!
   The trash we must smash!
   The laughter and fun,
   this will be undone!
   We must blame them and cause a fuss
   before somebody thinks of blaming us!!!

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   MrChigleysAunt
   

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   Hmm, I had second thoughts about posting that.

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   ramblesnake
   

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   Folk from the Channel Islands

   The Sarky bastards

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   IABP
   

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   Let's blame the jaws.
   Everybody gets along fine until people open their mouths.
   It's even worse when they open their minds but that's another thread entirely.

   Posted 7 years ago #

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   bonjonelson
   

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   I blame the Jews for Topol.

   Also.. if you search google images for Topol you'll find his images almost 50:50 interspersed with pictures of russian nuclear missiles.

   Posted 7 years ago #

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