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Racing snail has shell removed for better speed but has become more sluggish.

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Started 2 years ago by martin.chew
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martin.chew

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My racing snail has been lacking a little pace of late. I removed his shell, in hope he would be a little more streamlined and faster but, if anything, he has become more sluggish.

Posted 2 years ago #
Doylem

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I can hear Tommy Cooper saying it. "Just like that"...

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IABP

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It's hard to feel motivated when you lose your home.

The government will find that out shortly

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Sinnick

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nice one-liner

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Doylem

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Maybe it should be a one-liner... Condense the joke into ten words...

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Griffin

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Great.

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De-scribe

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Seems others were similarly inspired recently:

Snail Racing

Just saying

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IABP

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There's definitely a market out there for snail jokes.

Have I Got Snail Jokes For You must be worth a pilot show.

Posted 2 years ago #
Sinnick

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Good joke, even if unoriginal. Appreciate it being shared.

Snail racers that use facebook really should get out more. I'd have expected them to use snail mail.

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martin.chew

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Yep Sinnick - it was copied from my daughter in New Zealand :-(

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Sinnick

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@martin.chew offence never intended, but de-scribe's URL mentioned it. Tell her it was a good joke !

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Dexter

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In this frosty weather, I hope they don't put salt on the track.

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