“I won’t do it, it demeans me and insults the audience’s intelligence. How much did you say?”...
Stop Press: Carol Vorderman turns a job down...
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..and what regional accent do you want me to fake this time?
Somebody usually comes on and says 'great child bearing hips'
Looks like she could drop a whole playground full of the little blighters and not even have to squat.
But you would, wouldn't you?
Big Smile, Big Baps and Big Butt. What's not to like?
She can call me Richard and use me as a slave.
PS: She probably turned down a nose job
He's lying below
Not now, no. She's as plastic as the rest of the TV celebs.
Agreed. These would make a nice sandwich though:
Vorderman Sandwich Mmmm
It must have been a blow.
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