'Evidence has recently come into our possession that he has been fumbling around a million UK kids' bedrooms for years.' says CRB spokesperson.
Christmas cancelled as Santa Fails CRB Check
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He must have been drunk on all that sherry by the time he got to me because he seemed to believe that I always wanted my brothers hand-me-downs from last year. Certainly my parents put the blame firmly on him.
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