A radical form of Twainism is to be taught to all six year olds under a new Government religious tolerance scheme.
That don't impress me much
The tenets of Twainism are upheld and maintained by Shania law which outlines acceptable rules of behaviour, dress and strict rules of worship.
You're still the one
Under Shania Law all women must wear a leopard skin body suit and a top hat with veil. Radical Twainist insist that the seminal hymn "You're still the one" is sung three times a day whilst facing Nashville and Canada.
Man I feel like a woman tonight