Surprising news concerning next years Royal Wedding was revealed today when it was announced that Stephen Fry would marry both Prince William and Kate Middleton in an additional civil ceremony immediatley after the main wedding at Westminster Abbey.
Many people on hearing this news mistakenly thought that Fry would be replacing the Archbishop of Canterbury in officiating the main ceremony but the reality is even more bizarre as a ground breaking three way Royal matrimonial attachment will take place involving Fry straight afterward the main event.
'It's unlikely that there will ever be a same sex royal wedding especially after the last hope Prince Edward married Sophie Rhys Jones several years ago' explained a media correspondent for the Royal Family ' we didn't want to deny William the joy of marrying the love of his life but at the same time we didn't want to yet again sideline the gay community in an event of such National importance involving the Royal Family'.
The plan to include Fry in this special three way wedding deal was cooked up by palace public relation staff who feel that the Royals desperately need to connect with all aspects of society ' we hope that this will help in bringing the homosexual community into the Royal bossum. So with this in mind we picked somebody in Stephen Fry who we believe is popular with everybody regardless of gender and would fit snugly into any marriage arrangement whether with two, three or four people' continued the spokesman ' I know the church aren't going to like this but they are ordaining gay minsters for fun these days so I would hope that they would embrace this idea instead of lambasting it'.
Stephen Fry himself was very open to the idea ' I don't see any problem with this' explained the tall actor writer and show host 'I was most dissappointed some years ago when Edward tied the knot because I really thought he was batting for my side and I would have been most willing to have taken the plunge without any female involvement' quipped the renowned TV wit' but I realise doing it this way there maybe some issue with consumating the marriage but if the three of us are going to have to open our minds to accept this relationship then maybe that could apply to opening other things aswell' finished Fry with a cheeky smile and a wink.
Apart from the Royal marriage containing three people it will be the first time that two queens have reigned at the same time but if all goes well then Julian Clary is already being lined up for Prince Harry for when he announces his big day.