‘Hellfire’ condoms come in flame-red, imbued with the enticing scent of brimstone: constant reminders that recreational sex is both dirty and sinful.
Going to hell in a Catholic condom...
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But you do get a free puncture repair outfit with each pack.
'Dirty and sinful' was why I bought into the whole sex lark in the first place...that and the sensation in the end of my nob.
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