The Independent Retailers Confederation today slammed department store Peter Lewis for refusing to begin their christmas festivities until the start of the church calendar. Spokesman for the IRC, Eben Dickins, said "I'm fucking disgusted with their behaviour, they've let themselves down and they've spoiled christmas for thousands of accountants. The whole point of the festive season is to cynically exploit children's natural cupidity and their parent's guilt, how do these ninnies expect us to do that if we don't spend months whipping everyone into a hysterical frenzy of avarice and anxiety? I'm so angry I could go round to our grotto and punch one of the minimum wage santas".
Widespread disgust as store waits till advent to put up xmas decor.
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