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Cern scientist Does Polarized Fart
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offlineMemberAt first there was dissapoinment,
after a weekend on the Guiness & a Faggot supper, the researcher anticipated a 12 degree phase shift in the polarisation of his emissions.
On Monday morning, he gently let one go, expecting the sensors of his colleages to register a significant event. he was surprised to get no reaction.
Ordinarily, a phase shifted polarization is detected by placing a polarizing filter at 45 dgrees behind the source.
So, in a moment of inpiration, he turned his underpants through 33 degrees, by putting one leg through the waisthole & the other leghole round his waist.
he repeated the experiment & his co-workers had a blast of fully polarised Gas. many of them becoming immobilised.
The american military have expressed an interest in developing the concept as a means of crowd controlPosted 2 years ago #
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