Tony Blair has clinched a deal to launch a new range of socialist Information technology and yesterday launched his own brand SatNav at a House of Commons reception.
Parly the Satnav (abbreviated from the original name The Parliamentary Road to Socialism in partnership with Amstrad) is the first of a whole portfolio of technology products aimed at empowering the workforce without giving money to greedy capitalist IT manufacturers.
Social Satnav will take the world by storm, said tame industry analyst Gavin Green. 'Parly will take you on a journey. It might get you lost, but it will deliver some reassuring messages.'
Tony Blair is thought to have personally designed the Satnav himself, so if it gets you lost, or killed, the SatNav will apologise, give an impassioned speech about how things would be worse with a Tory satnav and will produce some figures that prove it has made things better. If you call the help line, Alistair Campbell will set up a smear campaign against you or may even punch you in the face himself.