A leading Tory peer has been forced to resign his advisory role after letting slip some unpalatable home truths during a cabinet press conference.
Lord Anum, enterprise advisor to the PM was criticised for pointing out that the vast majority of British people ‘had never had it so good’ - a truth so blindingly obvious that David Cameron has been trying desperately to cover it up with forecasts of impending doom and gloom since taking office six months ago.
Britons ‘have never had it so good’ is the last thing an incoming Government wants to hear, so Lord Anum had to go.
What Lord Anum failed to mention was that - now the Tories are back in power - Britons had better start making a few life-style changes, look after their jobs and shut the fuck up as the so-called recession had not even started yet. That will become more apparent when the morphine benefits wear off and the opiates of credit run dry....then the real pain begins.
Labour leader Ed Miliband, who was sadly too stupid to think it through, waded into the argument with opposition blinkers covering both eyes. Instead of looking at the wider picture and taking credit on behalf of the former Government for Britons ‘never having it so good’ he started thrashing around with desperately outdated party politics that do not bode well for either Labour in opposition or the country as a whole.
The man, who may well run the country one day, looked the gift horse in the mouth and rewarded it with a lump of sugar.
Lord Anum is not feeling any pain right now and has enough tincture in the bank to guarantee he will not be feeling any pain in the future. He must be gutted.
It is true most Britons have ‘never had it so good’ but it could never last.
And Dave has promised us it won’t.
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