Prince Charles has disproved his 'out of touch' image and launched a new grass roots movement to end Britain's gangland turf wars.
If we can plant the seeds in the communities, in six months we could stop young people fighting over turf, he argued.
Last night, senior advisers in the Prince's Trust were anxiously trying to contact the heir to the throne. "I just hope this is some kind of metaphor," said one, "or we're all fucked."