Reality TV star, former Alaskan Governor, and internationally regarded nutcase Sarah Palin has announced that she could beat Barrack Obama in a mud wrestling contest.
"I'm engaged in the internal deliberations candidly, and having that discussion with my family," she said, “And, yeah, I think I could take him”.
Ms Palin, who remains unaware that Africa is a continent, rather than a country, said she had been training for the proposed mud wrestling match by sparring with Alaskan timber wolves.
“I repeatedly succeeded in conspicuously vanquishing them, as per internationally reconnaissanced stipulations. However the accusation that the wolves were already dead is an accusative I flatly refudiate.”
This is not the next President of the United States
