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Quaz
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Clearing out the mobile dumpster we call a family car today, came accross a stack of Roger Hargreaves' "Little Miss" books. On the top was one titled "Little Miss Late". Whatever next? "Little Missed Period" perhaps, followed 8 months later by "Little Mistake left in a phonebox outside the hospital".
"Swallows and Amazons" didn't really live up to the potential of it's title either.
virtuallywill
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The Procrastination Workbook: Your Personalized Program for Breaking Free from the Patterns That Hold You Back by William J. Knaus
The Five-Minute Scarf Arranger by Tryde Sandeman
How to Be a Reasonably Thin Teenage Girl by Bonnie L.Lukes
virtuallywill
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Read this if you are not eating or drinking...
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/lyttony.htm
Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket
Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the
crew of the “Ellie May,” a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night
when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests. (2009 Winner)
--David McKenzie, Federal Way, WA
virtuallywill
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I did submit once to Bulwer-Lytton, have spent the last 3 years trying to come up with a worse/better opening line.
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