Bognor couple Bill Windsor and Kat Middleton were in shock after having their engagement announced across the general media today.
'I couldn't fuckin believe it' snapped an irate Bill ' I only asked her to marry me last night after I took her out for a romantic fish supper and lock in at my local. Next day the whole bloody world knows'.
Bride to be Kat was equally insensed ' they've got a nerve telling everyone like that . How are we going to get away with pissing off to Gretna Green now.
I only said yes if we could do it on the quiet so my Dad doesn't find out. Dad still thinks Bills a right twat ever since he drunk him dry of his precious whiskey collection before throwing it all up over his brand new 42 inch screen plasma TV'.
The couple still intend to tie the knot and are still willing to use St Pauls as the venue for the big day as suggested on BBC news today but with a proviso of there being a fuckin good boozer just around the corner so they can get pissed at the reception with their mates.