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The post recession gloom has been lifted by the news that David Cameron and Nick Clegg are to marry next year after a whirlwind romance.
There was immediate and spontaneous rejoicing in the streets by the nation’s media who have eagerly followed the couple’s romance since Clegg jilted his previous suitor, Gordon Brown, at the altar.
Friends say that the couple, who have been seeing each other since May, are ecstatic. ‘A successful partnership is all about give and take,’ said Cameron’s old school chum George Osborn. ‘And this is a marriage made in heaven as Nick is always ready to give and David is very good at taking.’