The British man forced to do that sex thing with his wife on honeymoon in Kefalonia has spoken out after his ordeal.
Mark Richards, 30, of Northampton told a press conference in Argistoli that he had “expected a dream holiday in the sun, relaxing with my new wife Katie after the stresses of our wedding preparations, but it turned into a complete nightmare”.
“We had had a lovely day relaxing on the beach, had a stroll round the old town and found a delightful little café for lunch, did a bit of local sightseeing in the afternoon, then read by the pool. In the evening we had a beer on the terrace and then a wonderful meal of fresh local seafood, before finishing our bottle of wine in the bar. But then it all went horribly wrong”.
“When we got back to our room, my wife suddenly knelt down in front of me licking her lips and started undoing my belt. I was horrified – I’ve been undressing myself since I was 16”.
Choking back the tears Mr Richards continued “I made my excuses and went to the bathroom, but when I came back Katie had changed into a skimpy negligee and climbed into bed. She threw back the covers on my side, patted the bed and said “Come on, big boy”.
“I got into bed, kissed her on the forehead, said goodnight and turned over to go to sleep, just like they used to do in ‘Terry and June’. But she reached over and started well, you know, playing with my winkie. To my amazement it didn’t fall off as Mummy used to warn me, but it grew into a kind of zucchini shape. After that it’s all a bit of a blur, I vaguely remember her climbing on top of me, my chucky getting all warm and then I think I sneezed”.
“The last thing I remember is Katie storming off muttering something about Stavros the waiter knowing how to satisfy a girl. I admit his table skills were excellent but I’m not really sure what she meant”.
“Thankfully it was all over in a few seconds, but the memory of this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life”.