Disgruntled British terrorists who were denied the opportunity of being tortured and interrogated at Guantanamo Bay are calling on MI5 to have the facility re-opened.
The call has taken British security forces completely by surprise, leaving the top brass mystified as to why so many British terrorists are now clamouring for the former Cuban prison camp to re-open its doors to terrorists once again.
‘We don’t know why’ said General Sir Ian DeBarge ‘the message has been clear to all terrorists - there is clearly no future for suicide bombers on the streets of UK cities.
We are at a loss to explain what has prompted this sudden rise in terrorist activity’.
Guantanamo Bay was seen by many as a golden age for terrorist torture and instrumental in the global rise of fundamentalist organisations
‘It would be just the shot in the arm terrorism needs right now’ said a spokesmullah for Al Qaieda ‘granted, it would also mean a cattle prod hooked up to your genitals followed by a couple of hours waterboarding and def-metal but that’s a small price to pay for the obvious rewards.
Especially if you come from the UK
note: I've got to go out now - do any of you filthy collaboraters want to run with this