In recent months, the rise of ‘dissident’ republicans in Northern Ireland has threatened to derail the peace process. Now a new splinter group of ‘indifferent’ republicans plan to create chaos for the security services prior to the busy Christmas period. A leading member of the ‘Occupied 26 counties’ movement phoned the BBC yesterday with a pre-arranged code-word to say that ‘Indifferent’ republicans planned not to shop across the border this year and would be attempting to intercept Bailey’s Cream shipments into the North. He said, ‘for too long we have had to pretend to know the words to the Irish National Anthem and manage to get on to the Ticketmaster site before it crashes for U2 tickets in Dublin”. The PSNI is on high alert. Ryanair have stepped up airport searches and have prepared themselves for anyone trying to shite into one of their in flight sick-bags.
Rise of ‘Indifferent’ Republicans threatens Peace Process
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