Trump to become gay icon on day one
Donald Trump has threatened to become a gay icon as soon as he takes office. The president-elect says he will, if necessary, use the...
Budget Black Hole due to planned Starmer Pyramid Tomb
The 20 billion black hole in the UK budget, suspiciously brought to light only after Labour came to office finally has an explanation...
Unwavering support as wobbly as f*ck
Translators have explained to Ukraine that the verbal support offered by their NATO allies, should be taken with a massive pinch of salt...
Britain to be matt-finished by 2035
PM Sir Keir Starmer has reiterated his commitment to have nothing shiny left in Britain within the next decade. In a statement today the...
US billionaires to FINALLY get a break
America’s most oppressed minority – billionaires – have expressed relief that the current Commie hellscape is drawing to a close. ‘You...
Burglary victim told to be reasonable about it
A burglary victim was today told by the police to be more reasonable in his demands for the return of his property. Mr Zelensky of Europe...
AI president to be switched off
AI generated president Joe Biden will be switched off for good in January 2025
Geonocide candidate confused why voters didn't back her
Geonocide candidate confused why voters didn't back her The chattering classes were left shell-shocked that some people were not keen on...
That Trump acceptance speech in full
'Friends, criminals, countrymen. You gave me your votes as I knew you would. Thank you. I will make sure that Elon pays out. It was...
USA accidentally elects Camilla president
A typo on millions of ballot papers has seen the USA accidentally become an absolute monarchy again, under President Queen Camilla. "We...
