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  • Started 3 years ago by Scroat
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  1. Scroat

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    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. rickwestwell

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    I haven't laughed so hard since the last lynching.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. o b sensible

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    was he called rastus

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. John Square

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    This looked like a good one. What'd it say?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. Grunties

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    You know, stupid black guy misunderstanding what the clever white guy says because of his stereotypical black guy accent.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. John Square

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    Oh. I was hoping it was going to be a riff on the war that looks like it's breaking out in Korea.

    Ah, well... we all make mistakes

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. Scroat

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    Oh come on, lighten up guys. It's Friday.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. Scroat

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    Oh sh*t.......

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. MADJEZ

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    I know there was a rumour about Bill Bailey secretly subbing on here but I never thought Jim Davidson was. Nick nick !!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  10. John Square

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    "Well, I thought it was funny!"
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    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. Scroat

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    Mr Square you're a Very Naughty Boy!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. John Square

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    Yeah, but as a "person of colour", I'm allowed to poke fun at this sort of thing.

    I can't wait for the Equality Bill to become law. I think I get to be king or something.

    EDIT: I still don't get what prokoved the "Oh Sh*t", Scroatuss. Are you getting abusive PM's?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  13. Scroat

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    No -I said 'lighten up........'

    Oh sh*t - I said it again.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  14. John Square

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    Oh! I see. That's some very dark humour you are going for there. If you aren't careful, you'll be blacklisted.

    Anyhow- this is funnier than Jolson.

    Ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

    I know some Dutch folk, and they cannot understand why this reduces me to breathless laughter whenever I see it.

    "Ja! But it's not racist. He's the helper of Sinter Klaus! He's not a slave or anything like that. Anyhow, it is for the children, so that's good, actually."

    Posted 3 years ago #
  15. Scroat

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    Looks like Sarah Palin with that lippie. Fucking priceless!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  16. Scroat

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    Oh, hang on, she's wh*te. Sorry about that. You Earthlings all look the same to me.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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