The judge branded him a sexual predator who forced himself on women after he admitted kissing several girls and making them cry. His reign of terror was only brought to an end when the boys came out to play. He fled but was later tracked down by police.
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Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie forced to sign sex offenders register.
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offlineAdministratorWrite this is up as a full story Madjez or anyone else! Had he had a full CRB check? Who else might be added to the register?
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Zadok the second
offlineMemberAnother suspicious character, known only as Goosey G Gander, has been found guilty of religious intolerance for throwing an aged atheist down some stairs after breaking an entering a ladies chamber.
Jack Horner is on a charge of plum-pulling.
Most shocking of all, the Grand Old Duke of York's sexual voraciousness has been confirmed. Following a honey-trap sting for Channel 4's dispatches programme, the Duke can be heard saying "When they were up... they were UP!"
Posted 3 years ago # -
MADJEZ
offlineMemberThanks all. not sure I could pull any more out of this without resorting to a generalised nursery rhyme pun-fest (which has probably been done to death). So anyone else is welcome to have a bash. My brain is only throwing out one-liners at the mo and I have grown up things to do !
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