The Health Secretary has called allegations of cronyism ‘petite poi and bonnet de la douche!’ after his kid brother was awarded a multi-million pound PPE contract. Mr Hancock insists his brother is the most qualified bidder because he has a GCE in art.
When challenged by reporters Mr Hancock said: ‘Oh, leave it out you tart! I’m just a hard-working entrepreneur. I know the rubber gloves had six fingers, but we didn’t charge you extra did we? Crème de menthe!’
The UK’s medicine regulator is investigating the business activities of Rodney Hancock. He is accused of selling millions of fire damaged test kits from the back of his van.
Matt Hancock defended Rodney, saying: ‘Everyone has a part to play in defeating this dreadful virus. These stainless steel knives and forks are virus free, have genuine elephant ivory handles, and are yours as a job lot for 20 million quid. Now I can’t say fairer than that, can I?’
