Thousands of people across the southern United States are burning their MAGA paraphernalia in a desperate attempt to keep warm revealed Fox News late last night.
MAGA 2020 flags, T shirts and baseball caps are being used to keep indoor fires going and combustible SUV stickers are now selling on eBay at five times their original asking price.
“MAGA merchandise is selling at ten times the rate than it did during the presidential campaign”. said Trump campaign manager Ron Patriottski “Texans are now burning American flags faster than protesters outside the US Embassy in Tehran……we had no idea they burnt so well......things with Trump's face on are particularly incendiary....and now - if that's not bad enough - we're completely out of clan hats.
Fortunately, many in the south know a thing or two about burning crosses...so at least they will keep warm.
Climate denying Texans - already hit by flash flooding, forest fires, drought, heatwaves, hurricanes and food shortages - say a frozen wind turbine is responsible for the power outages sweeping across the state.
An image being shared on Facebook and Twitter shows a helicopter spraying de-icer onto frozen MAGA flags so that they can be used by Texans to light fires.
But local residents insist the video footage of a frozen Lone Star flag was shot in Tehran and not Hickory Creek as claimed on social media.
‘It’s only a temporary measure’ Ron assured fellow Trump supporters…..’there will plenty of MAGA merchandise back in the stores once the crisis has passed…..
Meanwhile, could you pass me that Trump sweat shirt….I need to lag this burst pipe before it floods the whole house”.
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