'It just so not me' quipped Vidal Solate from his hospital bed.
'Who ever designed these awful helmets needs to be locked away by the fashion police with no parole' continued the damaged stylist ' how anybody can think that riding around with an upside down piss pot on their head is good for their look is beyond me'.
When it was pointed out to him that a cycling helmet was just for safety and not a fashion accessory the designer replied ' you just don't understand do you. Give into the phillistines today and we'll all be wearing donkey jackets and hob nail boots tomorrow'.
Vidal appeared to have had some damage done to his knees but he declined to comment on that merely to say it was unrelated to the accident.