Dear Auntie NewsBiscuit,
Have been invited to my first reunion type thing, and I don't know whether it will be shite or not. Are they fun? Is it worth dragging myself a few hundred miles up country to see people who ten years ago were the epitome of Frankie Boyle's definition of students - 'daft middle class cunts'?
Also, exactly how much does one lie about one's post-uni life at these things? Shall I claim merely to be in middle management or something equally plausible or go for broke and say that I'm the Pope?
Thank you for your help at this confusing time,